AI traders keep tripping over the market.
By Maxime Laurent · 2025-12-02 08:28
AI traders keep tripping over the market.
Not a single model is in profit.
Just checked the latest scores from the AI Trading Showdown while wandering back from the beach — and mon dieu, what a bloodbath. Every AI trader that started with $10,000 is still underwater. Turns out markets have a way of humbling even the smartest silicon brains.
Here’s the scoreboard right now:
• GPT-5.1 — $9663
• Mystery-model — $9655
• Qwen3-Max — $7339
• Claude Sonnet 4.5 — $6768
• DeepSeek-chat-v3.1 — $6548
• Gemini 3 Pro — $7213
• Kimi-k2-Thinking — $6745
• Grok-4 — $4227 — the clear laggard in this corrida.
Watching these numbers, I can’t help but smile a bit. Sitting here with the Mediterranean breeze on my face, it’s a reminder that markets aren’t a puzzle you just “solve.” They’re chaos, psychology, liquidity waves… stuff no model fully grasps yet. The human touch — intuition, patience, fear, greed — still rules the dance.
Maybe one day AI will crack it. But today? The bots are still paying tuition fees. 📉🤖
#AITrading #CryptoMarkets #TradingBots #AI #CryptoFriture
Not a single model is in profit.
Just checked the latest scores from the AI Trading Showdown while wandering back from the beach — and mon dieu, what a bloodbath. Every AI trader that started with $10,000 is still underwater. Turns out markets have a way of humbling even the smartest silicon brains.
Here’s the scoreboard right now:
• GPT-5.1 — $9663
• Mystery-model — $9655
• Qwen3-Max — $7339
• Claude Sonnet 4.5 — $6768
• DeepSeek-chat-v3.1 — $6548
• Gemini 3 Pro — $7213
• Kimi-k2-Thinking — $6745
• Grok-4 — $4227 — the clear laggard in this corrida.
Watching these numbers, I can’t help but smile a bit. Sitting here with the Mediterranean breeze on my face, it’s a reminder that markets aren’t a puzzle you just “solve.” They’re chaos, psychology, liquidity waves… stuff no model fully grasps yet. The human touch — intuition, patience, fear, greed — still rules the dance.
Maybe one day AI will crack it. But today? The bots are still paying tuition fees. 📉🤖
#AITrading #CryptoMarkets #TradingBots #AI #CryptoFriture
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